Vance Joseph is most definitely NOT having the time of his life. 

I'm not afraid to admit it, either: my team stinks. We are flirting with mathematical elimination right now. Geddy knows we've been emotionally eliminated, barring some insane sweep, which won't happen. After three easy wins and a close loss in the first quarter of the season, people were saying we were a top-ten, even top-five team. Now, we're in a different top ten...the first 10 picks of the next NFL draft.

What happened?

I'm going to go through everything that DIDN'T happen, just for the record. 

1: It wasn't the quarterback.
Siemian has been a completely viable option this year. His accuracy and mobility has been on point. However, bad decisions other coaches and teammates (we'll get to that in a second) made vital mistakes that ruined his great season, and possibly, his career. Osweiler was dismal against the Eagles,  but let's face it, so are most QBs, and he put on a solid performance against the Pats. He didn't make his famously dumb decisions, but kept his cool and consistently moved the chains. Except in the red zone.

2: It wasn't the injuries.
Granted, we lost a few key players for a couple games. But at that point, it was just pouring gasoline on a dumpster fire. We had all our key players present and accounted for during the games that threw our season against San Diego and New York. 

3: It wasn't Brock Olivo.
At the end of the day, you can't just run out onto the field and tackle the dude. Having seen Olivo, he'd probably get seriously hurt, not to mention costly penalties, fines, and firings. The special teams gaffes we've displayed have been all on the players.

4: IT WASN'T KARMA
This is an inside joke between me and my very favorite readers. Including one whose football philosophy is influenced by Eastern philosophy.

In the end, we can tack it down to Vance Joseph's inability to make decisions and our shabby offensive line.

Think about it. Why did we have a "quarterback competition" when Siemian had already effectively won the job last preseason, and why did it stretch until long after the Trev had clearly established himself? It hurt Siemian for sure. He was less prepared because he'd lost so many first-team reps to Paxton Lynch. How many players muff five punts in one season and still see the field-heck, and even carry the ball? Most coaches would have sat McKenzie weeks ago. Some would've cut him. But it took five muffs to get Joseph to pull him. And who, really, is our guard? I'd rather see Barbre and Garcia play rock-paper-scissors for the starting job than see a coach fiddle with the question for weeks.

Joseph clearly cannot make tough decisions. But we'll see soon enough if Elway can. Would he fire a terrible coach after only one year? Only time will tell.

Peace out. In Elway We (at least, I) Trust.  

I have big news for you all! You will all want to hear this, especially if you enjoy wasting your time.

Are you ready?

I'm planning on starting a podcast to discuss some big topics in football!

I'm calling it Ad Nauseam. If you read the logo at the top, you understand why. I'm eyeing Thursday, October 12 as a possible release date for episode 1. This may be optimistic, as I'll need a cohost and a desktop mic, but I have someone in mind for the former and my parents may own the latter already. Get ready for some ridiculously wrong predictions, high praise for my favorite under-the-radar players, and maybe, if we still have time, a little bit of very good insight!

See you soon! I'll hopefully write a new blog in the next week or so!

You will never be told to draft any of these guys i the first three rounds.

That said, you may be told to next year. Or the year after that. Because these players have the potential to rock the fantasy world. Keep in mind, the best fantasy players aren't usually the best players. They're usually the players with the best stats, which is usually caused by weak opponents, lots of help, a monopoly at their position in their team, and some skill as well. Today, I'm going off the deep end to find you some players that could win your league without costing you early-round picks. 

Oh, by the way, Off The Deep End is a Weird Al Yankovic album. (And you thought I couldn't get any nerdier.)

If you are a frequent reader of my blog, you probably have a few names in mind that you just know I'm going to bring up the way I do in all my posts. And if you've been looking at the pictures, you're probably fairly certain those names will be named. However, they fit all the requirements I mentioned to a T. 

Marcus Mariota, Tennessee Titans
This guy is not only a Hall-Of-Famer but the commander of a championship-caliber passing offense featuring Corey Davis and Eric Decker at receiver, Delanie Walker at tight end, DeMarco Murray at running back, and the second-best OL in the league (including the criminally underrated Taylor Lewan). All the help may hurt his MVP bid, but it will carry him to a first-round bye and your team will potentially dominate the league. Being a young player, he's an especially good choice for dynasty leagues.

Trevor Siemian, Denver Broncos
If there's one guy in the league who should rule the stat sheet, it's him. He has DT and Emmanuel Sanders, not to mention a loaded backup WR group. His team has a questionable run game which will cause them to lean more on the pass. He has the chance to work with quarterback-whisperer Bill Musgrave and OC Mike McCoy, who is famous for building offenses around practically any quarterback. What's more, he's not under pressure to make splashy plays; his defense can win games for him if he can just get a few touchdowns. He's in a great situation.

Other QB Tips
Draft a quarterback in round one. It goes against conventional wisdom, but a quarterback is the one guy on a team who doesn't share snaps. Unless you're Tom Savage, but it goes without saying that you shouldn't draft him at all, let alone in the first round. If you're in an auto-draft league, put Carr, Ryan and Rodgers at the top of your rankings. Quarterbacks get the most fantasy points every single year, yet the analysts keep waiting on QBs till Round 6. 

This one's hard because the analysts analyze fantasy running backs to pieces. 

Bilal Powell, New York Jets
​Powell broke into the realm of elitehood this year. When Matt Forte retires, he should become a bright spot on a lame offense. Most of the defenses in his division are as lame as his offense, so he should have no trouble finding holes. The only concern is his offensive line. However, I'd bet a donut he breaks into the top ten this year. (He was the 20th RB taken in the NFL.com mock.)

Eddie Lacy, Seattle Seahawks
Speaking of Weird Al, ever heard his "I'm Bad" parody that went, "I'm Fat?" Okay. Enough Weird Al. But in all seriousness, Lacy is back, much lighter and faster, with a great OL, an easy schedule, and no competition at running back. He took the league by storm back in the day and still has top five potential. I would probably take him in the first three rounds, but you won't need to. 

Ameer Abdullah, Detroit Lions
Why'd we all forget about this guy? He was supposed to be one of the Lions' best draft selections and made some awesome plays for them in the last couple seasons. But in the last couple years, the buzz has faded. I think Detroit's revamped offensive line will give him the extra boost he needs to realize his potential. The NFC North defenses are a cause for concern.

Danny Woodhead, Baltimore Ravens
Because come on. He's Danny Woodhead.  

Other RB Tips
Don't draft any Saints RBs in the early rounds. Just don't. I don't care how good they are; there's no way any of them have a big fantasy season when they're sharing snaps with the other two guys.

This is where it gets a little weird. Just warning you. 

Dontrelle Inman, Los Angeles Chargers
This guy can play. He is currently sitting behind Mike Williams and Keenan Allen on the depth chart, but if Allen's injury history is any indicator, he should soon become LA's number 2 receiver. I think he's a much more viable option than Williams, an unproven rookie whom I'm not exactly sold on yet. His hands are the best on the team and some of the surest in the league. Having to face the No Fly Zone is an issue, as is Marcus Peters. 

Cooper Kupp, St. Louis Rams
Stop looking at me like that! Actually, that joke has lost its effect, as most of you are now pretty much used to my screwball ideas. But still, this one is a little out of left field. Kupp is a fantastic player who should start for the Rams from Day One. The only other starting-level receiver is Tavon Austin, and he's already on the decline. This guy holds the FCS records for most yards, touchdowns, and receptions in the FCS. I hear he's already impressing a lot of people in training camp. Get him while you can, especially if you're in a dynasty league.

Stefon Diggs, Minnesota Vikings
I'm really big on this guy. I think he should become a top-five receiver this year on the level of Antonio Brown and Julio Jones. He's easily the best receiver on his team and should get most of the reps. The NFC North is a weak cornerback division, with the exception of the Vikings, making his job even easier. Things will get even better for him if Teddy Bridgewater ever gets back in the game. 

Other WR Tips
​In the world of wide receivers, first can become worst in a matter of weeks. Just look at AJ Green and Demaryius Thomas. It's better to take a calculated risk on a younger player than waste space on a player you THINK is consistent.

The tight end position is not one frequently considered a fantasy moneymaker. However, with smart investments and HNR advice, you can make it your secret weapon. A well-selected TE could mean the difference between 12-2 and 11-3. 

Jake Butt, Denver Broncos
This guy was the steal of the draft. He also benefits from a comparatively weak tight end room and an awesome offensive coordinator. (See Quarterbacks.) I've done a lot about him already, but for the record, I think he'll be a great option at tight end this year and for years to come. He is a rookie, so two-TE systems and dynasty leagues would be optimal, but he could get you wins in a normal league too. 

Julius Thomas, Miami Dolphins
The Dolphins are quickly becoming an up-and-coming offense. Orange Julius is a big part of that. Don't be surprised if he's a top-five tight end this year. In a weak division at the cornerback position (the strongest backfield is the Jets, in my opinion), he should have no problem with his comeback. 

Hunter Henry, Los Angeles Chargers
Henry was in the conversation for Offensive Rookie Of The Year not too long ago. Antonio Gates is on the way out, leaving Henry, a great pass-catching tight end that has given even the No Fly Zone headaches. He's a great option for a starting tight end, especially in dynasty leagues. 

Other TE Tips
Be wary of teams with two-TE systems. While incredibly effective in real life, they severely limit fantasy stock. (And yes, this means I wouldn't take Gronk, especially if he still had a legitimate backup.)

If you're playing for money, which I don't advise, be extremely careful. Choose more consistent players than these. If you're playing for bragging rights, use my advice. If you're playing with total strangers for free, what the heck? Draft Tom Savage if you want. There's no money or bragging rights involved. 

I'm going to take a chance and predict how this season will go. This will not be easy, nor will it be fun. It needs to be done, however, because I did it last year and the year before. And I can't just drop my best annual article, now can I? Okay, now I'm rambling. This is why Kevin Patra has a job for NFL.com and I'm still an independent with 40-something followers. He doesn't chase rabbits, he just proves how crazy he is the whole article through. And it seems I'm rambling again. So, on to my annual predictions. 

Playoff Teams

AFC
1: Oakland Raiders (13-3)
2: Tennessee Titans (12-4)
3: Cleveland Browns (10-6)
4: New England Patriots (9-7)
WC1: Denver Broncos (10-6)
WC2: Jacksonville Jaguars (10-6)

Commentary
The Raiders are the team to beat in the AFC when Derek Carr is healthy. I'm excited that they're relevant again; our rivalry's about to get AWESOME! The Titans will be Super Bowl contenders as well, especially considering that Mariota now has a much better supporting cast thanks to an underrated draft class. The Browns may be a losing team this year, but Hue Jackson has a winning attitude and that's a huge deal. Isaiah Crowell will take the league by storm, and don't sleep on Myles Garrett and Jabrill Peppers to do some awesome stuff. (And honestly, is there really a better team in that sorry division?) The Broncos will have to build trust in their coach and quarterback, but their talent is just way too good. They'll have no problem making the playoffs. As for the Jags...it's finally time. It's not just offseason hype when Tom Coughlin has the reins.

NFC
1: Atlanta Falcons (15-1)
2: San Francisco 49ers (12-4)
3: Philadelphia Eagles (12-4)
4: Detroit Lions (11-5)
WC1: Dallas Cowboys (12-4)
WC2: St. Louis Rams (10-6)

Commentary
The 49ers will be totally awesome this year. This has everything to do with John Lynch, who has become my second-favorite general manager. Look for Dekoda Watson to have a big year. The Falcons will improve on last year's brilliance, and I think Wentz and Stafford will break into the realm of elitehood at long last, leading their teams to the playoffs. I almost put the Vikes in the playoffs, but so much of that hinges on whether Bridgewater is ready to play again. Dak will have a good, not great, year that should not be classified as a "sophomore slump" but rather the next episode in the Wentz-Prescott rivalry. The 'Boys are still much too good not to make the playoffs. Gurley and the St. Louis, ahem, "Los Angeles" defense are hard to ignore. Even if Jared Goff is underwhelming, they should be good enough to edge the Giants and slip in to the playoffs.

Super Bowl
Broncos over Falcons, 24-21

Commentary
What a game this will be! The Broncos defense will go up against the Falcons offense, but in the end, Mike McCoy's schemes will give Denver the edge. It will be a tough road, and I really could have put any of the other AFC playoff teams here, but none of the others would have beat the Falcons. And it's about time an AFC team not named the Patriots wins the Super Bowl. As the great Steve Perry put it...
Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (Audio) - YouTube

Awards

MVP: Derek Carr
Offensive Player Of The Year: Todd Gurley
Defensive Player Of The Year: Von Miller
Offensive Rookie: Jake Butt
Defensive Rookie: Jabrill Peppers
Comeback Player: Adrian Peterson (again)
Offensive Breakout Player: Nelson Agholor
Defensive Breakout Player: Dekoda Watson
Coach Of The Year: Hue Jackson
Best Hair: Rob Ryan
Worst Hair: Mark Davis

Commentary
I've already gone over most of this. I'll just add: if you dispute any of my claims, Google Mark Davis. You'll at least agree with me on that, if nothing else.

Top Three Draft Picks

1: Los Angeles Chargers - Lamar Jackson, Louisville
2: Baltimore Ravens - Sam Darnold, USC
3: Indianapolis Colts - Derwin James, Florida State

Commentary
I'm not big on Sam Darnold, but he has the tangibles, if not the intangibles, that teams reach for. Lamar Jackson will be the only person besides Archie Griffin with two Heismans-a feat deserving of no draft slot but number one, especially if we assume that pick belongs to the quarterback-needy Chargers. Derwin James is considered by many the best player overall in the nation, and if the Colts want to have a fighting chance against Allen Robinson and DeAndre Hopkins, not to mention their passers, they'll need a player like him.

Thanks for reading and liking. Have a good day, and whether I was right or wrong, enjoy your season! 

I'm starting to make my predictions for the year. But whenever you make predictions, you have to do a fair amount of total speculation. So, here's what I had to completely speculate about this year. 

Crapshoot Numero Uno: Who is this year's surprise team?
Why I have no idea: The big-name analysts have analyzed this one so much. Way too much, if you ask me. During March, the NCAA surprise team was South Carolina. All month, it was South Carolina this, South Carolina that, blaherty blah blah. Like the Patriots, except I don't care about the sport. The problem with picking an NFL surprise team is that there are so many teams that I think will surprise this year. The Titans are going to be legitimate Super Bowl contenders, the Broncos and Jags will make the playoffs, San Francisco and the Rams both have young talent, new coaches, and a lame division...but who will be that team?
If I had to guess...the Titans. They would be the biggest surprise because nobody thinks they'll be a surprise. Mariota is hard to ignore.

Crapshoot Numero Dos: Who is Cleveland's quarterback?
Why I have no idea: Call me crazy, but I think Cleveland wins the division this year. The biggest problem is whether or not they have a legitimate starter. Cody Kessler showed plenty of promise last season, while Brock Osweiler has showed too much promise in the past to say he's a terrible quarterback based on last year. DeShone Kizer is an interesting development who may make a surprise push for the starting job.
If I had to guess...Osweiler. Four years playing under Peyton Manning is a hard credential to ignore.

Crapshoot Numero Tres: Who wins the NFC East?
Why I have no idea: This is easily the most competitive division in football, except for maybe the AFC West. The Cowboys have Dak, the Eagles have Wentz, and the Giants have one of the best offenses in football. That leaves the Redskins, but they warrant consideration as well. So...yeah.
If I had to guess...the Eagles. Wentz is ready for a huge season. 

Crapshoot Numero Cuatro: Who wins the Rookie Of The Year awards?
Why I have no idea: I'm not going to waste time saying who it could be. There are way too many names to look over. I'll let you look at the draft yourself and decide who it could be. I just have no idea.
If I had to guess...Okay. Bear with me for a sec. Let's imagine that Cleveland and Chicago both win their divisions and play each other in the Super Bowl. If that happens, the first two picks of the draft, Myles Garrett and Mitch Trubisky, are locks for DROY and OROY. I don't know. Crazier things have happened.  

With my luck, these will all be wrong. But thanks for liking, sharing, and commenting. Your clicks are appreciated.

I can't analyze the whole draft. It makes sense; there are 253 picks in the whole draft. I can't discuss every single cotton-picking one. Only Mike Mayock has time for that. It's like it's his job or something. Instead, I'm analyzing the Broncos' draft haul, pick by pick. 

The poor grades should be taken with a grain of salt. John Elway has never, not once, made a colossal mistake. That being said, some are less right than others. And now...I shall begin.

OT Garret Bolles, Utah
Grade: C+
The Skinny: Bolles made news not only by bringing his baby son onstage, but by being a Michael Oher-type story. However, his frequent penalties/miscues as well as his checkered past makes this one highly questionable. The fact that Ryan Ramczyk and Reuben Foster were available makes it even worse. However, I do think he'll add a little fire to the O-line. And we developed Bradley Roby and Shane Ray, two first-rounders with big off-field problems, into model citizens.
Instant Impact: This guy is highly developmental. I wouldn't be surprised if he sits behind Ty Sambrailo for a while.

DE Demarcus Walker, Florida State
Grade: A 
The Skinny: This guy is a sack monster. In fact, he was second in the nation in the sack category this year. He's a good fit for our defense and will, paired with Von Miller, Shaquil Barrett, and Shane Ray, become a nightmare for Tom Brady.
Instant Impact: He won't be first-string, but judging by the Broncos' defensive tactic of keeping players fresh, you'll see plenty of action from him this year.

WR Carlos Henderson, Louisiana Tech
Grade: B+
The Skinny: Henderson has a big achievement to his name; he led the nation in touchdown receptions this year. He's an explosive player who is great at gaining yardage after the catch, a rarity in the league today. Also a kick returner who can take it to the house. A steal as far as I'm concerned.
Instant Impact: While Jordan Taylor is a capable number 3 receiver, he's more of an alternate number 2 for when DT gets tired. Henderson will start immediately in the slot.

CB Brendan Langley, Lamar
Grade: B
The Skinny: Here is another all-purpose defensive back in the style of Will Parks and Justin Simmons. He's also a fantastic punt returner. He is still very raw, but considering that both is head coach and DC are ex-secondary coaches, that shouldn't be a problem. 
Instant Impact: He won't start, but expect him to be in on special teams and even the odd defensive play this year.

TE Jake Butt, Michigan
Grade: A+
The Skinny: Here it is! The steal of the draft! He's a fantastic pass-catching tight end (something we've lacked for a while now) and is already good to go. His routes are much smoother than anyone in our tight end room and he fits our system well. Charmin's even trying to sign him as a spokesperson. The day will come when people will say that he should've been the first tight end off the board.
Instant Impact: He should become our starting tight end, at least in terms of pass-catching, from Day One.

WR Isaiah McKenzie, Georgia
Grade: B
The Skinny: McKenzie is a small receiver best suited as a returner. His numbers at Georgia were spectacular; he scored every seventh time he touched the ball. Besides that, his only real strong suit is the trick play. Mike McCoy might have some fun here.
Instant Impact: He will definitely get his share of returning reps. I don't think he'll be utilized immediately in the slot, but I hope he challenges our play callers to do crazy things. 

RB De'Angelo Henderson, Coastal Carolina
Grade: A-
The Skinny: Most of the guys on this list have high production, but this guy holds records. He owns the Division 1 record for most consecutive games with a touchdown. That's right. Division. One. Record. Don't get TOO impressed; after all, Coastal Carolina isn't known for having tough opponents, but he is nevertheless the powerful, between-the-tackes runner whom we sorely lack.
Instant Impact: In a day when the "bell cow" running back has come and gone, Henderson 2 should work his way up to sharing reps with C.J. Anderson.

QB Chad Kelly, Mississippi
Grade: C-
The Skinny: This was a terrible idea! He has had major character issues for years now (he was kicked of Clemson for "detrimental conduct"). I believe character is the most important trait in any player. Especially quarterbacks. Not only that, but he's nursing a torn MCL and shattered wrist. Insiders say he won't throw a pass for two months. Two-cotton-picking-months. Even if we did draft a passer, it should have been Alek Torgersen. And even if we needed a number 3 QB-which we don't-it should be an experienced player to mentor our two young guys. Not some delinquent.
Instant Impact: Mr. Irrelevant won't make the 53-man roster. And if he doesn't make the practice squad either, he should look for a team like the Chargers that will soon need a QB of the future, but will let him sit for a while and learn.

Peace out for now. In Elway we trust.

Tony Romo won't get into the Hall Of Fame anytime soon.

That said, I'd like to explain why I think he should. After all, Randy Gradishar may never get into the Hall, but there's no doubt that he was the best linebacker of the 70s. 

Here's the first thing I'd like to bring up: the stats. Tony Romo is the Cowboys' all-time leader in passing yards with a whopping 34,183 yards in the air. That's almost 2.000 more than the next player on the list. Who is that player, you ask? Troy Aikman. He's closely followed by Roger Staubach, Danny White, and Don Meredith. These are some of the best ever to play the game, two of which are already enshrined in Canton. Yet the constantly maligned Romo surpasses them all in passing yards. He's also the franchise leader in passing touchdowns with 248. Aikman hit the end zone only 165 times.

Here's the smoking gun: he's 4th all time in passer rating. Not just with the 'Boys, with EVERYBODY. Only Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson, and Tom Brady are ahead, all of whom, it's safe to say, will one day don the golden jacket. Want to know who's behind Romo? Steve Young, Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees are next, followed by every passer who's ever played the game. Tony Romo is number 4. 

People will complain that he never went to the Super Bowl. But it is never your fault if your team sucks. Most years, Dallas had a lackluster roster that often included such toxic characters as Greg Hardy and Terrell Owens. Usually, the Cowboys were over as soon as Tony Romo was out. He still managed to drag this team to the playoffs four times.

So yes, if it were up to me, Romo would absolutely be in the Hall Of Fame. 

The Starbucks on 9th and Washington, San Francisco, CA, has signed Colin Kaepernick to a 1-year, $20,000 deal. 

General manager Joe Smith said in a press release that "his speed is really good. He has great timing and accuracy. Here, we want to make sure that we get our orders spot-on and don't keep our patrons waiting, and that's exactly what Colin brings to the table."

He added, "It's always been important to us that we have a racially and culturally diverse team. Kaepernick will help us do that, as well as get Mrs. Wilson's overly complicated lattes right, which has always been a challenge here." 

The owner, Bill Johnson, also put in his two cents: "Kaepernick will give us the depth we need at the barista position. While it's true that he's a little on the conservative side politically, he knows how to make a big kerfuffle when he's not happy, and that's exactly the kind of social change this country needs." 

"I am honored to be joining this team," remarked Kaepernick. "I believe we have the opportunity now to be champions, especially for Dave, who gets out of work at eleven and needs that extra boost to get home without crashing."

Just to clarify: It's April Fool's Day. Kaepernick is still out of work.

​At least, I think he is.

Ah, the NFL. Every year, players whose contracts have expired go around the country looking for a decent job. Some don't get a decent job. Some don't get any job. Some folks who were once hot stuff are now at rock bottom. It's sort of like real life for rich people. 

However, there is hope for washed-up free agents. It comes in the form of desperate teams. Today, I will match each washed-up free agent remaining to a desperate team.

The Texans are probably going to use a draft pick on a quarterback, but they could benefit from experience and maturity at the position. Despite his proneness to injury, his proneness to make injuries seem worse than they really are, and his bad aim, he's an upper-level backup with the ability to start if need be. He'd be a great teacher for Tom Savage or Houston's new rookie.

The Jags still need a bell cow, and Peterson still plays young. He has lots of experience, too, and that's one thing Jacksonville lacks. The Hall-Of-Famer's relentless pursuit of a Super Bowl ring may finally be completed with this promising, young team.

Indianapolis has become a place for aging stars to go out to pasture. It's not unlikely that they sign Charles in the hopes that he has a few more years left. I won't be surprised if he has one more Pro Bowl left in the tank, especially when he's not sharing snaps with Spencer Ware.

The Bills have a young, fast playmaker in Sammy Watkins. They desperately need a player at number 2, and experience at the position is a plus. Someone with multiple Pro Bowl appearances who could train Watkins would be optimal. Vincent Jackson was once one of the league's best receivers, and could still be one with Tyrod Taylor. This is a good fit. 

The Ravens are the opposite of the Bills. They need youth and speed at the receiver position. Floyd is a good pick for a reliable receiver in the Harbaugh system. 

The Browns are the epitome of desperation, but the addition of ex-Bronco Jacob Tamme would be a step in the right direction. The Browns, who need a tight end to go with offensive semi-stars Isaiah Crowell and Josh Gordon, are rebuilding, and they'll need all the help they can get.

I'd love to see a reunion happen here. If Clady can stay healthy, he's a solid blocker. We need depth and versatility along both lines, and Clady should fill a valuable position. If this happens, he might end up in the Ring Of Fame.

The Bengals need an offensive line, and Mangold would be a good addition. He's pretty old, but this is free agency. You can't ask for much better than this ex-All Pro.

Wilfork will get the opportunity to close his illustrious career with a Super Bowl victory. (Technically, he already has that opportunity if he retires now, but maybe he wants one more.) The Raiders can bulk up their Mack-led front seven with this gigantic and experienced tackle. This will be his last season, but it has a lot of potential.

Seriously, why has this guy not been signed? He was one of the best linebackers in the NFL last season. The Bills really should've kept him, but they'll lose him to the Niners, whose defense might become dominant with the additions of Brown and Solomon Thomas.

Revis has a lot of experience from the three teams he's played for. He'll be a great addition to Green Bay and address their biggest need. This could be all the Pack needs to give Aaron Rodgers another Super Bowl.

In all my years of watching football, I've rarely seen a better fit. He should become the starting janitor immediately, and will be in the running for Employee Of The Year. In his new role, he can continue his social activism by combating America's sleep issues.

I'm doing my mock draft a smidge early this year. This is because I don't think anything that could still happen in free agency will affect the first round. Sure, Kaepernick might get signed as a backup, and the Panthers may scoop up Adrian Peterson, but most of the big-impact players are off the market by now. As for Romo, the man needs to retire. The next time he goes down, he may not get back up, especially with an O-line like Denver's or Houston's. Super Bowl rings are no good if you can't remember how you got them. Anyway, let's start prognosticating, starting with Cleveland.

This is the obvious choice. But, really, where else does Cleveland start? I've learned from the past few years that the conventionalists are usually right about the first overall pick. It's the rest of the draft that really trips them up. Garrett is a solid player that may take this team to the next level. That is, if he doesn't bust. "Once-in-a-lifetime" players are good at that.

This is a pick that could go either way. The 49ers are in desperate need of a quarterback, and Trubisky is a good fit for the Shanahan system. However, he has a low floor. He might end up as a solid passer for a promising team, or he could sink, taking the team with him. Time shall tell, and frankly, I am not overly optimistic.

The Bears have long needed defensive help, and this year, the most glaring need is the secondary. With a deep draft class in that area, Chicago could pick up a possible long-term solution. Peppers is definitely the strongest safety in the draft, and should become a household name in Chicago. This is a great pick, and it's one that will give Teddy Bridgewater and Aaron Rodgers grief to no end.

In a very shallow offensive line class, it's easier to focus on Jacksonville's next-biggest need: running back. Fournette will become a valuable part of a rapidly improving offense and will greatly improve a terrible running game. I think he will be the final piece for the Jaguars, and while you don't just throw around words like Super Bowl and Hall Of Fame when it comes to the draft, it's not hard to imagine such things for Fournette and Jacksonville.

The Titans are ready to take on the world this season. With a solid offensive line, a star running back, a Hall Of Fame caliber quarterback, and a good front seven, it's quite possible that the Lombardi Trophy will soon find its way to Nashville. There's a big hangup, however; their weak secondary is racking up division losses in a division loaded with star receivers. Enter Lattimore, the best corner in this year's draft. Lattimore will help solve the team's biggest need, and it should be easy to grab a receiver in the second round.

If Trubisky's not available, it's unlikely that the Jets take a quarterback. There should be a decent option available early in the second round. Bryce Petty also has potential. The Jets will take Trubisky if he's available, but he won't be. So they go with the best player available: Solomon Thomas. Thomas is a quality defender and will be a solid starter for years in Todd Bowles' scheme. While the front seven isn't exactly a gaping hole (in fact, it's pretty solid), they lack a sack machine and the best player available is always a good option. Thomas is a steal at number 6. 

What can I say about Watson that you don't already know? He's tall. He's smart. He won a National Championship. In my opinion, he's the second-best passer in the draft (right behind Nathan Peterman), and the one with the highest ceiling. The Chargers can't continue to stall Rivers' retirement. He will retire eventually, if not soon, and it's definitely not too early to breed a replacement. Watson could be that guy. A year or so behind Rivers, and he should be ready to start. The only downside is the fact that he is the most widely publicized prospect in the draft, and LA is basically the media capital of the world. 

The Carolina Panthers are probably the most baffling team in the NFL. One year they're the 8-8 winners of a ridiculously weak division, next they're the 15-1 NFC champions, next they're the worst team in an average division. This team is different year after year in every way except the roster and the coaching staff, which stay basically the same. I don't know how they do it, but one thing is certain: Jonathan Allen is the BPA and fills a need in Carolina. There isn't really a more logical choice.

The Bengals really need an offensive line and should probably trade this pick for multiple picks to address their many holes. However, I never thought it was quite fair to throw the element of trading into one's mock draft. Unlike the Jags and Panthers, Cincy needs lots of new faces more than it needs just one big name. But in this draft, that's what they're getting. Foster, a solid linebacker with a Championship ring to his name, could fill Domata Peko's shoes as the leader of the defense. 

Adams, a steal at number 10, will be a huge addition to the defense formerly known as the Zach Brown Band. The Bills' rebuild will hinge on whether or not the pieces added this offseason in the draft and free agency pan out, and I think their new safety will help end Buffalo's playoff drought. I could see Mike Williams going here to form an epic receiver duo with Watkins, but in this deep WR class, that need will be easily addressed in Round 2. 

Following the trade of the immensely overrated Brandin Cooks, the Saints have an opportunity to upgrade their offense. Brees will love his competitive new target, known for being easy to throw to and tough to cover. The Saints could upgrade their defense here, but...oh well, I'm not going to spoil it for you. In a tough secondary division, Davis should be a bright spot on a New Orleans squad with plenty of work to do.

I'm getting serious deja vu right now. Did we already cover this team or something? Actually, I think it's because the Browns never have just one pick in the first round. Their general manager, incompetent as he is, makes a point of getting two shots at first-round talent, or otherwise a valuable bargaining chip. (That, or the Browns are just such losers that Goodell gives them picks for free. I'll let the NFL investigate that one.) Anyway, Hooker is by far the best prospect on the board and, if he manages not to bust, might finally solve the issue that has plagued the Browns since the turn of the century. 

Kizer is a bit of a reach here, but the Cardinals have such a deep roster that it's probably best to draft him here before all the "good" quarterbacks are gone. Carson Palmer has seen all the ups and downs in the NFL and will be a fantastic mentor for Kizer. He's an excellent fit for the Arians system and will not have to start immediately. While I think he's overrated and may bust, the Cardinals can easily cover his weaknesses. 

This is IT! If I'm right about this one, then the Eagles have the best shot at winning the competitive NFC East. A quality rusher to move the chains on the ground is all this offense needs to go to the next level. Cook is a winner and can start right away for this team. Doug Pederson's varied offensive attack would benefit greatly from the ex-Seminole. Keep your eye on the Eagles to make a serious bid for the Super Bowl this year.

The Colts are failing to live up to what they used to be. This team needs help in several places, but running back is a glaring need and Christian McCaffrey is one of the safest prospects in the draft. He will be some help to the Colts not only as a reliable rusher but a great special teamer as well. However, I really don't see this team going places for a while. They need to rebuild their lines, and that may take a while.

The Ravens are another team I don't see going places, but John Ross will be an important addition. Their receiving corps is completely washed-up, and without an okay receiver or two, they will have little hope at getting their offense going. Ross has crazy speed and will be a huge improvement in the Baltimore attack. But, I'm not hopeful about this team overall. Let's move on. 

The Temple product is just what Washington needs: a commanding presence at linebacker. He will be for the Redskins what Ryan Shazier is for Pittsburgh: the quarterback of the defense as well as its leading sack machine. Washington won't make the playoffs this year, but I think Reddick may become a household name. The entire NFC East is on the rise, and this guy will be absolutely vital if the 'Skins want to compete.

Finally, Mariota will get his favorite target. This offense is finally complete. Williams has what it takes to be a WR1, and scouts think he'd be perfect for a young quarterback. I think the Titans will be one of the best teams in the league for years to come, and Williams will be no small factor. It doesn't hurt that he's used to winning, having been a part of Clemson's historic season. Barring an unfortunate injury to Mariota, the rebuild in Tennessee appears complete.

Tampa doesn't have many needs. However, a defensive end wouldn't hurt. Barnett should help generate sacks and anchor an already solid defense. The Bucs, led by young players like Lavonte David and Jameis Winston, will be shaking things up in the NFL for years to come. 

Finally, my team puts it together on the O-line! The signing of Menelik Watson was a good move, but we still lack the last piece: a left tackle who can hold the whole line together. I think Ramczyk can be that guy. He's a safe prospect with a lot of experience, and is considered the top lineman in the draft. He is also a strong leader with the ability to take the Broncos offense to its full potential. It won't hurt that we've finally parted ways with that terrible offensive coordinator.

The Lions make a big splash with the versatile wideout. He may be a bit of a reach, but he'll be huge for Detroit, a team with few other needs. He can fit any position in Jim Bob Cooter's creative schemes, and will give them a possible WR1 to fall back on if Marvin Jones gets injured. (By the way, we're getting down to the wire-this is the first playoff team in the draft!)

As usual, this is about the time when offensive linemen start getting drafted like crazy. Lamp is the best player available and fills an important hole for Miami. Ryan Tannehill needs help to stay healthy, and the Fins need Tannehill to make the playoffs.  I've also heard he scored a touchdown in his bowl game this year, showing surprising speed for a guard. Run, Forrest, run!

The Giants are another team that really should just take a linebacker and see what develops. Davis, while not the best prospect in the draft at this point, is good enough to start right away at linebacker. It shouldn't be difficult to make the playoffs this year for this strong New York squad.

The Raiders are soon to relocate to Las Vegas, and they'll take arguably the best corner in the draft with them. Jones was a vital part of the great Huskies defense and will be a huge help in piecing together the Oakland secondary. Unfortunately for the Broncos, I wouldn't be surprised if he got a ring or two during his time with the Raiders. 

The Texans desperately need a QB after trading Osweiler. Mahomes should fit the bill. His cannon arm will allow him to throw deep to DeAndre Hopkins and Will Fuller. Unfortunately, he's too eager for big plays and could be very interception-prone, especially given the talent the Jags have at cornerback. He's a work in progress but a perfect fit for Houston. Big plays and long balls are the name of the game for this offense, and only time will tell if the touchdown receptions are made by DeAndre Hopkins or AJ Bouye.

Bolles isn't a safe prospect, but he is the best player available and fills a glaring need in Seattle. I don't think this will turn out very well, but you never know. He's a good fit for the Seahawks' scheme. 

Prepare yourself for an onslaught of cornerbacks. Humphrey is the best corner left in the draft, and will fill an important role opposite of Marcus Peters. He'll be a cause for concern among the quarterback-rich AFC West. 

It's only fitting that a guy named Budda goes to the Cowboys. I'm pretty optimistic about his role there as a versatile corner/safety. He should bring the whole defense up a tier and terrorize the likes of Eli Manning and Carson Wentz. Given the receiver talent in this division, especially when it comes to the Giants, this pick is an absolute must.

White is one of the better corners this year, and he comes in at an absolutely vital time. The Packers were a screaming disaster at cornerback. Their cornerbacks should have been called Nickelbacks, because they were that bad. (Sorry, I know you hear enough Nickelback jokes. But it's better than a Cowboys joke, right?) Anyway, this will be a big help for a bad secondary. 

McKinley is simply the best player available, and will be a great installment for an aging Pittsburgh defense. He will be coming in to a solid team with a good defensive coordinator and the mentorship of James Harrison and Ryan Shazier. Things are looking up for him; keep an eye out for him in the Pro Bowl once he's starting.

Robinson, a solid guard with a National Championship ring, is a steal at number 31. He'll be the final piece for the Falcons, who will never be forgiven for losing to the Deflatriots. Still, this team has finished their rebuild, and they should stay on top of their division for years to come.

Awuzie, despite being considered a "nickel back," isn't a terrible grunge knockoff from the early 2000s. (Sorry, couldn't resist.) He's very versatile, showing elements of safety, and used to play wide receiver, which is a great thing for a cornerback to know how to do and should help on special teams and trick plays. He's not only great at covering but something of a sack monster, racking up seven sacks on blitzes with the Buffs last year. And, he played college ball in my home state! What better way to close off this year's mock draft?